SASUKE Parody 1 (Part 6:Kanno Hitoshi)

Could it be?

Holy shit! It is. Hitoshi Kanno! Here to try out SASUKE Parody.

A decent start.

Climbing up that teeny little step.

Onto the Rolling Log.

Past the log.

Jumping midway and yes.

Leaping for the Jump Hang.

Takes the top route and is past the Jump Hang.

Onto the Angle Drop

No surprise. Kanno is the first to beat the Angle Drop though.

Hitoshi Kanno versus the Warped Wall.

And he's got it.

Over the wall. The first to attempt and clear the Warped Wall today!

Onto the Circle Slider. Hitting the Springboard at the very tip while leaning back.

Fingertips. and...

...no luck. He hit the Springboard right, he just leaned too far back.

                                                             Kanno Hitoshi

SASUKE Parody 1 (Part 5)

Damn! This guy's flexible. Hector Myers a dentist.

A very hyper man. He's already at the last two steps.

Crawling up the last step.

Kneeling to rest for a moment.

Whoa! Watch out. He shifted his legs to one side, and almost fell!

Phew! He caught himself.

Walking across the Zig-Zag Rope like an acrobat!

A stumble, but he's fine.

Leaning back on the trampoline.

Whoa! He barely caught the net, but can he go on!

FUCK! He hit the water. If only he hadn't leaned back on the trampoline.

She is seriously looking at the course.

Sticking? Wow!

It's like she's walking on the inclined Spider Walk from SASUKE Junior

And a long lunge for the ending platform.

Onto the Rolling Log.

Damn it!

A clown? Cool. I see a red briefcase on the start line. His hair looks like Krusty the Clown's. His real name is Leroy Xaw

Shaking. Don't you dare drop in!

And it's exactly what happened.

                                                         

SASUKE Parody 1 (Part 4)

The hair looks funny. Jake Callaham. A tattoo artist.

 

 

Whoa!  a slippery encounter.

                                         

And a dive for the end platform. Can he climb up?

                                                

No. He couldn't hang on.

                                                 

A dancer. Miroki Xiang standing on one foot, and using martial arts moves.

                                                 

He takes his wig off, and prays. His hair is long with or without it.

                                               

He stands there, and simply walks up.

                                             

He's hanging on the Rolling Log.

                                                  

Whoa! Barely hanging on. Halfway down!

                                           

Past the Log.

                                                   

Down that Zig Zag Rope.

                                                            

And a smooth landing.

Onto the Jump Hang.

                                                             

Climbing down.

Onto the Angle Drop

                                                         

He grasps the rope.

Now the landing.

Making the landing.

                                                             

Damn it. He had it, but at least he made it to the Angle Drop.

                                                

A Nigerian immigrant. Otolay Meyloyo

                                              

Stuck? He's just a few inches from the last step.

                                                             

He's past the 20 steps.

                                                              

Ahhhh. Quickly eliminated on the Rolling Log.